Looking to buy a house?

We met out neighbors last week. We are clearly the youngest people on the street. Meaning the youngest homeowners on the street. Not a big deal. However, I feel it is my duty to find a younger couple maybe with a few kids who want to buy the house across the street. Its an adorable red house with a small pool in the back and a nice yard. Very cute and a nice neighborhood. Im going to take a picture tomorrow to post it on the blog. We're looking for a nice down to earth couple with like I said, maybe a few kids. This couple MUST enjoy boating, fourwheeling, hunting, having a few drinks on the deck, black labs, barn cats and kittens and crazy 2 year olds. It would be nice if this couple bought a larger pool so that we could enjoy it as well. It would also be nice if the child bearing partner was with child. I would feel much better to have a pregnancy partner. Let me know if you are interested. Please send your resumes along with family histories, vaccinations and a brief letter explaining why you would be a good couple to move into the house across the street.
-S